No show this week. Your host arrived at 6:52 AM to find that the locks had been changed on WKDU's front door. With no janitor in sight, a surprise cameo by Carlos Ruiz was hopelessly cancelled and your host was instead left to consume coffee and club soda in the solitude of a stupid Honda. Provided WKDU wasn't just evicted, The Naked Gun will resume next week. Possibly with the aid of a crow bar. Definitely Skrewdriver.