Get in, loser, we’re getting divorced! From the twisted mind of sad award-winning clown Cecilia Corrigan comes a nightmare romcom set in a haunted house of gay wedding planning, bitcrunched horror tropes, and Barbie-doll playhouse rituals.
Do you crave safety while everything collapses? You want to kill the pain but keep it cute? You wanna fEeL sAFe & SUcCessFuL and validaTED? You want to watch the patriarchy haunt girl-on-girl action like a dang creepy ghoul?
Then this show is for you! And for anyone who’s ever had a bad ex, ever used a credit card, anyone who’s ever seen a convertible and thought “nice,” anyone who’s ever seen Alien (1979), who’s googled “am i gay,” or who’s had a ring finger.
Join us for this comedic confessional from a Real Housewife of failed queer life-maxxing! Featuring surprise special guests!
| Time | Venue | Age | |
|---|---|---|---|
| After Nations / Sweepers / Objects / Rope Trick | 7:00pm | Little Big Planet | 21+ |
| Jackzebra | 7:00pm | Warehouse on Watts | All Ages |
| Brother Ali | 7:30pm | City Winery | 21+ |
| Protomartyr | 8:00pm | First Unitarian Church: Basement | All Ages |
| Orville Peck | 8:00pm | The Met | All Ages |
| Time | Venue | Age | |
|---|---|---|---|
| All Get Out / Motherfolk / Saint Blonde | 7:00pm | Ruba Club | 21+ |
| Internet Girl | 7:00pm | Warehouse on Watts - Cambridge Hall | All Ages |
| Big Ass Truck / Chamber / Mugshot / Restrictor Plate / Surfaced | 7:00pm | Ukie Club | All Ages |
| The OBGMs / Uniity / Community Chapstick | 7:00pm | Kung Fu Necktie | 21+ |
| Chrome Chasm / Bill Nace & Mike Polizze Duo / Vapour Theories | 8:00pm | Solar Myth | 21+ |
| Sweeping Promises / Zillas On Acid / MESH | 8:00pm | First Unitarian Church: Basement | All Ages |
| Lighthearted / Kate Stephenson / Sadie Gust | 8:00pm | Milkboy Philly | 21+ |
| Small Brown Bike / The Casket Lottery | 8:00pm | Johnny Brenda's | 21+ |
| Time | Venue | Age | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Magic America / Humilitarian / Wonderful Life / Hatchery | 7:00pm | Ruba Club | 21+ |
| Same Different Same (a performance situation) | 7:30pm | 2223 Fish | All Ages |