Get in, loser, we’re getting divorced! From the twisted mind of sad award-winning clown Cecilia Corrigan comes a nightmare romcom set in a haunted house of gay wedding planning, bitcrunched horror tropes, and Barbie-doll playhouse rituals.
Do you crave safety while everything collapses? You want to kill the pain but keep it cute? You wanna fEeL sAFe & SUcCessFuL and validaTED? You want to watch the patriarchy haunt girl-on-girl action like a dang creepy ghoul?
Then this show is for you! And for anyone who’s ever had a bad ex, ever used a credit card, anyone who’s ever seen a convertible and thought “nice,” anyone who’s ever seen Alien (1979), who’s googled “am i gay,” or who’s had a ring finger.
Join us for this comedic confessional from a Real Housewife of failed queer life-maxxing! Featuring surprise special guests!
| Time | Venue | Age | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mexican Slum Rats / Bristoltooth / Fair Game | 7:00pm | Ortlieb's | 21+ |
| The Beta Band | 8:00pm | Union Transfer | All Ages |
| S.G. Goodman / Fust | 8:00pm | Music Hall at World Cafe Live | All Ages |
| Ink & Dagger / Paint It Black (Night #1) | 8:00pm | First Unitarian Church: Basement | All Ages |
| Lucrecia Dalt / Vorhees | 9:00pm | Johnny Brenda's | 21+ |
| Time | Venue | Age | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Alexander Claffy Quartet w/ Saxophonist Dahi Divine | 7:00pm | Chris' Jazz Café | All Ages |
| Evil Sword / Slot / Holden Linton | 8:00pm | PhilaMOCA | All Ages |
| Ink & Dagger / Deadguy (Night #2) | 8:00pm | First Unitarian Church: Basement | All Ages |
| Time | Venue | Age | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Future Teens / Adjy / Maura Weaver / Twin Princess | 7:00pm | Love City Brewing | 21+ |
| Super Bonanza / The Wrong Band / Cellulose | 7:00pm | Nikki Lopez | 21+ |
| Layto / NESYA | 7:30pm | Kung Fu Necktie | 21+ |
| Ink & Dagger / Soul Glo (Night #3) | 8:00pm | First Unitarian Church: Basement | All Ages |
| King Princess | 8:00pm | Union Transfer | All Ages |
| annonXL | 9:00pm | Johnny Brenda's | 21+ |
| Time | Venue | Age | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ted Hearne / The Crossing / Donald Nally's Farming | 7:00pm | Ortlieb's | 21+ |