Get in, loser, we’re getting divorced! From the twisted mind of sad award-winning clown Cecilia Corrigan comes a nightmare romcom set in a haunted house of gay wedding planning, bitcrunched horror tropes, and Barbie-doll playhouse rituals.
Do you crave safety while everything collapses? You want to kill the pain but keep it cute? You wanna fEeL sAFe & SUcCessFuL and validaTED? You want to watch the patriarchy haunt girl-on-girl action like a dang creepy ghoul?
Then this show is for you! And for anyone who’s ever had a bad ex, ever used a credit card, anyone who’s ever seen a convertible and thought “nice,” anyone who’s ever seen Alien (1979), who’s googled “am i gay,” or who’s had a ring finger.
Join us for this comedic confessional from a Real Housewife of failed queer life-maxxing! Featuring surprise special guests!
| Time | Venue | Age | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Spit Shine / Gallivant / Membrains | 7:00pm | Nikki Lopez | 21+ |
| Masma Dream World / Sunken Cages | 8:00pm | The Rotunda | All Ages |
| Hannah Cohen / SALAMI ROSE JOE LOUIS | 8:00pm | Johnny Brenda's | 21+ |
| Noah Richardson | 8:30pm | Underground Arts | 21+ |
| Noah Gundersen / Nate Bergman | 8:30pm | Kung Fu Necktie | 21+ |
| Time | Venue | Age | |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Martyr / PRDX / Maximus / Rust Eater / Vescent | 6:00pm | Nikki Lopez | 21+ |
| Early Educational: Classroom Films of the Silent Era | 7:30pm | Glen Foerd | All Ages |
| WKDU Presents: Stinking Lizaveta with Channls (record release) and Deathbird Earth | 8:00pm | Johnny Brenda's | 21+ |
| The American Analog Set | 8:00pm | First Unitarian Church: Sanctuary | All Ages |
| Triatholon / Sinnerella | 8:00pm | Ukie Club | All Ages |
| Dari Bay / Graham Hunt | 8:00pm | Ruba Club | 21+ |
| Emo Nite | 9:00pm | Underground Arts | 21+ |
| bar italia | 9:00pm | Warehouse on Watts | 21+ |
| Time | Venue | Age | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nyxx / Danny Blu / graveyardguy | 7:00pm | Nikki Lopez | 21+ |
| Koyo / Ben Quad / Restraining Order | 7:00pm | First Unitarian Church: Basement | All Ages |