Sunday, September 21, 2025 - 7:00pm

Get in, loser, we’re getting divorced! From the twisted mind of sad award-winning clown Cecilia Corrigan comes a nightmare romcom set in a haunted house of gay wedding planning, bitcrunched horror tropes, and Barbie-doll playhouse rituals.

Do you crave safety while everything collapses? You want to kill the pain but keep it cute? You wanna fEeL sAFe & SUcCessFuL and validaTED? You want to watch the patriarchy haunt girl-on-girl action like a dang creepy ghoul?

Then this show is for you! And for anyone who’s ever had a bad ex, ever used a credit card, anyone who’s ever seen a convertible and thought “nice,” anyone who’s ever seen Alien (1979), who’s googled “am i gay,” or who’s had a ring finger.

Join us for this comedic confessional from a Real Housewife of failed queer life-maxxing! Featuring surprise special guests!