Get in, loser, we’re getting divorced! From the twisted mind of sad award-winning clown Cecilia Corrigan comes a nightmare romcom set in a haunted house of gay wedding planning, bitcrunched horror tropes, and Barbie-doll playhouse rituals.
Do you crave safety while everything collapses? You want to kill the pain but keep it cute? You wanna fEeL sAFe & SUcCessFuL and validaTED? You want to watch the patriarchy haunt girl-on-girl action like a dang creepy ghoul?
Then this show is for you! And for anyone who’s ever had a bad ex, ever used a credit card, anyone who’s ever seen a convertible and thought “nice,” anyone who’s ever seen Alien (1979), who’s googled “am i gay,” or who’s had a ring finger.
Join us for this comedic confessional from a Real Housewife of failed queer life-maxxing! Featuring surprise special guests!
| Time | Venue | Age | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Megan From Work / Hit Like a Girl / Hot Seat | 7:00pm | Silk City | 21+ |
| DOGMA / Frayle | 7:30pm | Kung Fu Necktie | 21+ |
| Evil Sword (Record Release) / Kilynn Lunsford / Nina Ryser | 7:30pm | Ruba Club | 21+ |
| Circle Jerks / Gorilla Biscuits | 8:00pm | Theatre of the Living Arts | All Ages |
| Ryan Davis & The Roadhouse Band / Rosali | 8:00pm | Union Transfer | All Ages |
| Old 97's | 8:30pm | Underground Arts | 21+ |
| Time | Venue | Age | |
|---|---|---|---|
| WKDU Supports: East Passyunk Jazz Crawl | 12:00pm - 4:00pm | East Passyunk Avenue | All Ages |
| Nothing / Full Body 2 / Cryogeyser / Violent Magic Orchestra | 7:00pm | Union Transfer | All Ages |
| FORAGER | 7:30pm | Silk City | 21+ |
| Donuts / Foxycontin | 7:30pm | Kung Fu Necktie | 21+ |
| Redland Field / Nylon Ghost / Chrysanthemum / Emily's Prism Dream | 8:00pm | PhilaMOCA | All Ages |
| Wax Jaw / KulfiGirls / Lash Out | 8:00pm | Johnny Brenda's | 21+ |
| Circle Jerks / Gorilla Biscuits | 8:00pm | Theatre of the Living Arts | All Ages |
| Sports | 8:30pm | Underground Arts | 21+ |
| Philly Soul Club | 9:00pm | Khyber Pass Pub | 21+ |