Get in, loser, we’re getting divorced! From the twisted mind of sad award-winning clown Cecilia Corrigan comes a nightmare romcom set in a haunted house of gay wedding planning, bitcrunched horror tropes, and Barbie-doll playhouse rituals.
Do you crave safety while everything collapses? You want to kill the pain but keep it cute? You wanna fEeL sAFe & SUcCessFuL and validaTED? You want to watch the patriarchy haunt girl-on-girl action like a dang creepy ghoul?
Then this show is for you! And for anyone who’s ever had a bad ex, ever used a credit card, anyone who’s ever seen a convertible and thought “nice,” anyone who’s ever seen Alien (1979), who’s googled “am i gay,” or who’s had a ring finger.
Join us for this comedic confessional from a Real Housewife of failed queer life-maxxing! Featuring surprise special guests!
| Time | Venue | Age | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Touching Ice / Trusselina / 24 Hour Mania | 7:00pm | Ortlieb's | 21+ |
| Snuffed on Sight / Final Resting Place / Torture | 7:00pm | Underground Arts | 21+ |
| Earth Tongue / Pink Fuzz | 7:00pm | Nikki Lopez | 21+ |
| Fireworks / Into It. Over It. | 8:00pm | First Unitarian Church: Basement | All Ages |
| Melody’s Echo Chamber / Strange Lot | 8:00pm | Union Transfer | All Ages |
| Cole Pulice | 8:00pm | Johnny Brenda's | 21+ |
| Time | Venue | Age | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dallas Wax / Riko and Whaler Collective | 7:30pm | Kung Fu Necktie | 21+ |
| Will Calhoun's Mali Project | 8:00pm | Solar Myth | 21+ |
| Walnut Brain / Justin Duerr / Pleasure in Ruins | 8:00pm | Upstairs at Abyssinia | 21+ |
| JJJJJerome Ellis | 8:00pm | First Unitarian Church: Basement | All Ages |
| Ghostface Killah | 8:30pm | Underground Arts | 21+ |
| Time | Venue | Age | |
|---|---|---|---|
| WKDU Supports: Cat Clyde | 7:00pm | 118 North | 21+ |
| Pictoria Vark / Moon By Moon / Julian | 7:00pm | Nikki Lopez | 21+ |
| Mal Blum / Oceanator | 7:30pm | Ukie Club | All Ages |
| Hole Dweller / Shadow Knell | 8:00pm | First Unitarian Church: Basement | All Ages |