Sunday, September 20, 2026 - 6:30pm

From the perverse minds that brought you Jake Symbol’s Bing Crosby’s Christmas Revival: Live! comes a new play that seeks to answer, “what’s Left of Beaver?” Inspired equally by Hi Honey, I’m Homo by Matt Baume and niche Twitter porn, Jake Symbol, Lea Devon Sorrentino, and Chip Sinton dare to ask.

Situational Beaver follows the Cleavers at a time before pants were short, your mom’s girlfriend was still your aunt, and your dad just wanted to know “what’s for dinner.” Borrowing from the sitcom format, the show becomes a snapshot of today mixing in yesteryear, promising laughs and breaking its promises.

Expect mishaps, pratfalls, sapphic hijinks, c*nty little shorts, and reverse discipline. The show will make you slap your knee, then look at your knee and say, “sorry, I don’t know why I did that.” I love you so much. Dad?

Audiences have not described Situational Beaver. Come watch us put the episode in psychotic episode and bring your family! It is not family friendly.